I found myself looking at sports cars today. Red Ones. Early 90s Mazda MX5s are pretty.

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Me: I just want to write someone spanking Twilight Sparkle's ass. It's been on my fan-author's bucket list since I started writing clop.

Pre-reader: I am not gonna question that.

FYI, SunLight clop fic is still in the works and creeping past the 6K mark at this point.

Stay classy.
-Fuzz

I leave the site for a couple of days and this happens.

Edit: Aaand, I can’t actually hide the message pestering me to turn off Adblock. Ten points from Hufflepuff.

Just a little something that has crawled into my brain and refuses to leave.

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BLUF: B-day, update, and namesake.

I turn 26 on Tuesday. Don't know how I feel about that. Still young, but getting older. Fun times!

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Hello everypony and you dirty cloppers! This is Discord Speaking in for the poor sickly Silent Author. The poor drunken bastard has taken a sick day but was so very happy to have yours truly cameo in his filthy and poorly edited story. ;3

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Remember how I'd previously said we were almost through this metaphorical dark tunnel and would soon see the light?

Well, put on those sunglasses.

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That's right, the Procrasti-nation!

(Cue crickets)

Fine. Well, while I'd rather be in the Imagi-nation, I have learned something new. Writing is hecking hard, and I'm stuck on both my currently-running stories. Meanwhile, I've got an upcoming speech on net neutrality and a ten-page paper on the growth of the automobile and I swear I'm going to flip a table.

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Okay, I've been thinking about what was said yesterday. I don't know if this will actually lead somewhere, if anything, but I've not got anything left to lose at this point, so I'll get into it. Firstly, before I get fully into this, I want to give my thanks to Gyro Pony for the idea. Honestly, asking for this kind of thing from others makes me uncomfortable and a little guilty, so I want that noted on the record.

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Not a Brit, but I always found the idea of Bonfire Nite interesting, so I like to at least acknowledge it on the day of.

Anyway, not too much to really report on my end. Writing has become a bit staggered lately (due to lack of motivation as a result of recent reader turnout), but I am going to try to get SOMETHING more substantial done by the end of the year. Maybe I'll actually start the "Elements" sequel? I dunno, really...

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Oh wait, never mind. I just found them.

Anyway, this.

Another one of the stories in my bookshelves disappeared, this time from my favorites. The worst part is I can’t tell which one it was so I could at least go check FimFetch without searching for hours and hours.

It’d be pretty cool if there could be some kind of notifications about stories being taken down so that they could be downloaded beforehand or something like that.

RIP in pepperoni that story, I’ll have to track it down some other time.

Does this mean I am not bad at romance anymore?

Hahahah.

God no.

One day I'll probably write an actual, straightforward romance. Today, sadly, was not that day. But maybe at some point, perhaps? I've read enough shitty fics to at least know what not to do.

On that note, sorry for the lack of updates on the "How Not To Write Romance" series. New one coming soon.

Soon.

sorry for the lack of actual story updates manifesting! being busy and also 'writing-but-not-posting' because of the nature of the update means things are kinda slow, even if stuff's getting done. since there's nearly 600(!) of you watching me but not quite (i'll do something blog-wise for that then for sure) i figured i would do an ama anyway.

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